wordless wednesday

I heard there was

Free gas tomorrow...

Think about it-

pointing at a random guy

C: Mommy that guy must of ate a ton of food.
M: Why?
C: because he has a baby in his belly
M: What?
C: That guy has a baby in his belly because he ate to much food.

Yes, the guy did look nine months pregnant. :)

Do not worry about anything
but pray about everything...

Go figure

Carson came home today with a great progress report.
Our conversation:
M: How was your day at school?
C: Good. Check my folder.
M: Omie you received all check marks! Great Job!
C: yup I told you I would have a good day.
M: I am so proud of you.

Broken Record

I am not sure where I am going with this post... Carson, Carson, Carson. Right now I feel like all I do is tell the poor boy to: stop it, NO, go to your room, your in time out, why did you do that, what could you have done differently, say it again a different way and the list goes on.

Carson's blue eyed little sister

No RedHeads

in the Miss America Pageant this year. Come on...Real RedHeads Rock!

Smart boy

with a smart mouth. What the heck?!
Is it the age?
Are we doing something wrong?
The friends he is hanging out with at school?
A stage?

Wash his mouth out with soap?
Talk with him about his smart mouth?
Oh wait, I did that... I said, Carson I do not like your smart mouth. He quickly replied but I am smart Mommy. UgH!
Time out?
Punishment?
Do nothing?
Do all of the above?

Please do not tell me I'm the only one dealing with this issue.

Not even 24 hours home

and my Vegas trip with my Mom is a complete fog. Around 5:15am this morning Carson came in our bedroom and said:
C: Mommy is that really you?
M: Yes Omie its me.
C: I was waiting for you all night. Oh Mommy I missed you every minute of every day of every month
M: Omie that's so nice. I missed you too!
C: yea, but I missed you so much more.
M: I think we both missed each other the same.

Now, that's a great welcome home conversation. :)

first time

on Santa's lap together





Carson told Jonathan yesterday, "Daddy I'm really glad Shauna is taking jello (chello) lesson"

Later that same day Carson tells me, "Mommy, Best has a humpster (hamster) but I think it got lost"